01. She is a slacker.

02. She hates work, and purpose-driven, highly competent morons.

03. Her favorite color is coded hexadecimal #009530.

04. She is obsessed with Futurama.

05. Unlike other writers, she is a math person.

06. She has titanium metal plates screwed in her skull.

07. She gets bored easily.

08. She collects adult toys. Not the rubber dick she can whip you with kind of toy, but the mental stimulant type, like rubik's cube, chess, scrabble, cube locks, and so on.

09. She is a backpacker, travel junkie, and mountaineer.

10. Her favorite author is Anthony Burgess.

11. Sleep is her luxury. She sleeps as much as she wants, whenever, wherever she wants.

12. She thinks clocks, ties, and high heels are useless inventions.

13. She has a fetish for the sky--sunrise, twilight, cloud patterns, constellations, eclipses, birds, aliens, and everything else not earthbound. The universe.

14. She doesn't watch TV. Or read newspapers or magazines. She doesn't know what's happening and she doesn't give a damn.

15. She prefers doing things her own way, at her own time.

16. She never brushes her hair.

17. She writes best when she's hungover.

18. She is an atheist.

19. She hates Facebook.

20. During rainy days she loves to sleep and oversleep and dream and daydream and then write.

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