The Wordmiss

Tobey Smartass lives and works from her laptop on a little paradise island in the Philippines. She's a writer, graphic artist, and mountaineer. During rainy days she loves to sleep and oversleep and dream and daydream and then write. You may contact her through email or call / text her at +63.917.578.2580.

20 Bits of Useless Information

01. She is a slacker.

02. She is obsessed with Futurama.

03. She hates work, and purpose-driven, highly competent morons.

04. Her favorite colors are CMYK.

05. She is anti-Facebook.

06. Unlike other writers, she is a math person.

07. She has titanium metal plates screwed in her skull.

08. She gets bored easily.

09. She collects adult toys. Not the rubber dick she can whip you with kind of toy, but the mental stimulant type, like rubik's cube, chess, scrabble, cube locks, and so on.

10. She is a backpacker, travel junkie, and mountaineer.

11. She prefers books over humans.

12. Sleep is her luxury. She sleeps as much as she wants, whenever, wherever she wants.

13. She thinks clocks, ties, and high heels are useless inventions.

14. She has a fetish for the sky--sunrise, twilight, cloud patterns, constellations, eclipses, birds, aliens, and everything else not earthbound. The universe.

15. She doesn't watch TV. Or read newspapers or magazines. She doesn't know what's happening and she doesn't give a damn.

16. She prefers doing things her own way, at her own time.

17. She is a minimalist.

18. She is an atheist.

19. She likes everything experimental: experimental novels, experimental writing, experimental music, experimental film, experimental art, experimental photography, experimental pornography (no, she did not mean that), etc.

20. Her personality profile: ENTP.

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