Wordgasm is a portmanteau of "words" and "orgasm", an outburst of words with the same euphoric effect of squirting your DNA. Nihil sub sole novum, the Ecclesiastes say; there is nothing new under the sun. It is only but words that grant the world a whole new spectrum of perception. And the point is? I have no idea.
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Friday, 02 October 2009

My postpaid plan's contract with Globe has ended and I thought I'd ditch phones out my life altogether but noooooooo. I gather mobile phones important, especially in emergency situations (like calling Nibblonians for help at the end of the world :p) and dumbass school meetings and class suspension announcements and whatnot so NO, I'm not throwing mobile phones out my life just yet. I've had about nine or ten phones since high school--all Nokia--not because I follow the fashion trend of cellphone evolution but because snatchers whisk them off me hands and more importantly, NOKIA PRODUCTS HAVE POOR QUALITY and will last only two years at most. So, they just blink to death and stop working most of the time.

The catch to having a Nokia phone is you buy the same brand every time you lose the other. Nokia's marketing and advertising strategy is so successful it's considered a monopolizing capitalist money-sucking telecommunications pig. Despite the inferior material and substandard software program used, mind. Come to think of it, Nokia's the only one with cheap disposable parts. So I switched brands. I gots meself an outdoor/military phone, the Samsung B2100 Xplorer, yesterday and named it Cyclone (after Typhoons Ondoy and Puke.XD) and it's rugged and tough and waterproof and cheap and GREEN and I laveeeeeeeet!:p


Samsung B2100, designed for mountain whores.:p

Features

  • standard features include: bluetooth, internet, email, FM radio, music player, camera, external memory
  • protected with anti-shock material, urethane, same material used for rollerblades
  • resistant to shock, water, dust, salt fog, humidity, solar radiation, vibration, and extreme temperatures
  • waterproof up to 1 meter and 30 minutes
  • flashlight with a dedicated key
  • noise cancellation; filters out background noise
  • universal port for charger, USB, and earphones
  • sealed lock mechanism for the battery
  • sends an automated SOS emergency message to your contact person
  • mobile phone tracker
  • blocks specific callers and texters (This I love.:p I'd never have to switch numbers again.:D)
  • and it's CHEAP!XD Well, caters to lower-middle class anyway.

GAHAAAAAAH, Samsung must've designed it just for me.XD It's derived from Samsung B2700, which also has a compass, pedometer, altimeter, and RSS reader. HOLY SWIVELING SHIT.@_@ The ultimate mountain junkie phone, but costs nearly twice the price of B2100 and is not available in the country. Booo. The Xplorer also has a personal theme maker.:p So I made me own theme patterned after my knight in shining armor, light of my life, fire of my loins, Bender. Harhar.XD I also installed a text alert with Bender saying, "Bite My Shiny Metal Ass", and a ringtone of Bender's singsong "Blasting All The Humans". Hakhakhak, Bender mania.XD Bender and Cyclone are just my thing--hard, solid, indestructible.:D

EDIT: Someone tells me this phone's advertised on TV.:o Found it online via Abe.

Word Up

icy
04.10.09 - 12:24

hehehe...congrats with your new phone!!!wtf is that??it was build just for you...hehehehe...finally macocontact na rin kita habang nasa bulubundukin ka at nangangaso ng kung anek anek...harharhar...so kelan naten celebrate yan??single ka na ba ngayon??hehehe...

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