To be or not to be, that is the question, but I do not know the answer.

Holy shiiiieeeeet! I have a five-paged paper about that ridiculously anthologized play (of all plays why Shakespearean??!!! Me can't understand Middle English! I could understand Tolkien's Middle Earth language, or Michio Kaku's Middle World (that is, the world between quantum physics and the cosmos.:p) but DO NOT let me watch--it's okay to read since reading is subjective to the reader's reading speed anyway--the play, understand a nil bout it and write a horrendous five-paged useless academic paper! GAAAH.) due tomorrow. I am so going to die.X0 The only names that retained in the slates of my memory are (1) course, Hamlet; (2) Horatio; (3) and everybody else.XP UGH. I so lack of gluing my short-spanned attention deficit quanta moranda on such propaganda.XP Whateber mother father.

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH. I don't know what to write!X0 (Well at least I have written the first sentence already. I need a witty paper to pull my not so witty quizzes!XP Dimwitted witless quizzes with dimwitted witless grades made by a dimwitted witless shitwitted asswit, that.)

Side from that I'm required to read the book The Tempest which doesn't have anything to do about Hamlet other than the shared, err, whatmacallit, author (or is it a playwright or a script writer??) who doesn't even deserve an iota of my attention. Damn Shakespeare! Damn Hamlet! Damn the Tempest! Oh damn Middle English! I'd rather read Classical Ciceronian Latin than read that spittible (me coins that word!XD Spittible! Brilliant!XD) language of the long lost civilization of the bloody bleeping west. Why the hell does this country have to swing along the dictates of powerful nations, huh??! Spanish colonization spanned for 333 years and influenced but a subtle tolerable portion of our language and culture (and heritage and architectural erections and genetic makeup--alright everything.XP) while the American occupation lasted for a mere 50 years and yet it has deeply derogatorily penetrated every single consciousness that pervades the flat-nosed thick-lipped inhabitants of this archipelago. Hurrr. (So what's my point again? I sort of kinda wonda pooka jooka forgotten.XP) Err. Yes, The Tempest. But hey I'd rather watch The Tempest than our own Fernando Poe or Estrada flicks which are not in their selves deemed literature to begin with.XP What's Philippine Literature anywayyy?? Holy bejesus christi, English 12 is supposed to be NOT about Philippine Literature.XP Oh yea. I am DUMB. A walking talking coconut shell.XP (Don't get the analogy?? HA! DUMBASS!XD (Either case I was just flinging crappy images to stir your stupidity cloaking myself in a shroud of intellectual perfection, which I really am, of course, for why would I even insert this digression if I wasn't??XP (And if you don't get the analogy of this analogy then you really are a DUMBASS. HAHAHA!XD)))

SHHIIIIIEEEET. And the paper.XP HOLY FUCKENG SHIET I absolutely have not a smidgen of a brilliant idea to write.XP

FUCK FUCK FUCK. And just what did I do the whole day, hmm?? Why, I have watched a series of romance movies! Eight movies straight! With an occasional pause to shit and pee, I mean, not that I shitted today anyway.XP And I didn't even attend the convocation.XP What a consummate moron. I'm supposed to receive that award--a piece of cardboard paper with my name on it along with my grade and the title University Scholar printed at the top. Sif it's supposed to prove anything anyway, duh.

And as if I have a choice NOT to do this stupid paper to begin with. GAH. So off I go.XP Good bye blog.XP

WAAAAAAAHHH. And I forgot to rant about the org initiation thingy! GAH! It was DISGUSTING! UGH. UGH. UGH.X0 They made me bathe in a concoction of patis, suka, toyo, mantika, etcetera, etcetera; made me swim and squirm in the mud under the raging thunderstorm while I was BLINDFOLDED. UGH UGH UGH. And a lot of other atrocious majiggers that I shall have to rant about some time in the future. (Hope me not I won't forget; lest I forget, then I shall have less to write about, which is a good thing, since by that I would be giving my oblivious memory a break from all this absurdities.) My body aches like a bitch! GAH. I need Alaxan!X0

And back to my paper.....XP Stupid fucking paper fuck.

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