Wordgasm is a portmanteau of "words" and "orgasm", an outburst of words with the same euphoric effect of squirting your DNA. Nihil sub sole novum, the Ecclesiastes say; there is nothing new under the sun. It is only but words that grant the world a whole new spectrum of perception. And the point is? I have no idea.
She lives and works from her laptop on a little paradise island in the Philippines. She's a writer, graphic artist, and mountaineer. During rainy days she loves to sleep and oversleep and dream and daydream and then write. More »
 
Tuesday, 08 June 2010

Hola fellow Earthicans! I now have all the internet for myself! .....at the lobby.... of Molave Dorm in UP!XP

I am now a dormer. Iccckkkk. One of those people who walk in their pajamas in the campus.

My three roommates are dorky snorebores who seem to have forgotten how to open their mouths and wriggle their vocal chords--they don't talk. At all. Not even to each other. Or to the wall. They don't produce any sound, not a yawn or a burp. Since my entire stay here, which is just a little bit over twenty-four hours XD, I haven't even heard them fart. I've been holding my farts for a long time since none of them seem to fart at all. It would be a humiliation should I let go of my biological inhibitions. Me, fart?? What nonsense. We shall have to get used to being robots here.

Mind your own effing business, is all. Oh what fun.

Them stray cats have been following me all evening. One was a black and white prego cat which reminded me of Stabby.

...and I ran out of laptop battery. Gaddemitz.XP

Word Up

jev
01.07.10 - 21:25

dorm!

Word did you say?



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