Wordgasm is a portmanteau of "words" and "orgasm", an outburst of words with the same euphoric effect of squirting your DNA. Nihil sub sole novum, the Ecclesiastes say; there is nothing new under the sun. It is only but words that grant the world a whole new spectrum of perception. And the point is? I have no idea.
She lives and works from her laptop on a little paradise island in the Philippines. She's a writer, graphic artist, and mountaineer. During rainy days she loves to sleep and oversleep and dream and daydream and then write. More »
+ Alyssa Guico
+ Anaïs Walsdorf
+ Andy Macalino
+ Carlos Quijon
+ Chingbee Cruz
+ Christine Lao
+ Clara Buenconsejo
+ Dana Delgado
+ Eva Gubat
+ Glenn Diaz
+ Jeffrey Javier
+ Joel Toledo
+ Jordan Carnice
+ Kristine Reynaldo
+ Lyza Taguilaso
+ Oscar Sequina
+ Peachy Paderna
+ Pia Benosa
+ Raffy Recalde
+ Vlad Gonzales
  
My Pet Turtle X
Sunday, 12 October 2008

I wanna buy a pet turtle. Or a turtle egg, then I'll warm it up in between my butt cheeks and hatch it.

Seriously, I'm gonna buy a pet turtle. I'm gonna put it in an aquarium with background pictures of, err, the nekked blue-skinned Doctor Manhattan.:D I'll feed it with vegetables and fruits and watch it grow big and healthy. Then I'm gonna fondle its piss equipment and teach it how to play the 2×2×2 Rubik's cube.XD You know what I'll name it?

I'll name it Turtle.XD Or Tarty. I'll christen it Viagra.XD I'll name it, err, think damn it.

My brain cells aren't working.

My schizophrenia is coming back. Harhar.XD Antipsychotic pills retard the shit out of me. I need Zyprexa.

Fuck I wanna vomit.

I'll name my turtle Zyprexa.:D And call it Zy or Prex or Xa.XD Or I'll just call it X. Yeh, that's it. X, like the chromosome.XD

Then I'll buy Scrabble.:D

I wanna do something mind numbing, like dicing onions or folding an intricate pterodactyl origami or carving shit sculpture.

I remember watching National Geographic Channel yesterday. This dude slid his whole arm into a cow's shitcrack. Slid it all the way up his armpits. Blaharharhar.XD The experience must be awesome. I wanna.

I missed two hikes because of skool fuck.

Holy shit CRS. Hope I get all them daggum subjects I preenlisted in.

Subjects for the next semester:

  • PE: Scrabble!XD
  • Comparative Literature 150: The Literature of the Philippines in English
  • Creative Writing 110: Realist Fiction
  • Creative Writing 140: Creative Nonfiction 1 / Essays
  • Creative Writing 141: Creative Nonfiction 2 / Autobiography
  • Malikhaing Pagsusulat 110: Realist Fiction in Filipino (Holy fuck I'm skrood. I failed Filipino in St. Paul and Ateneo. Gudlak saken diba.XD)
  • Biology 1: Contemporary Topics in Biology (Yes Darwin, I am your stalwart.:p)

I'll never get tired of listening to this muzak.

Kiyuin. Waharharhar.XD Funny Japanese word, kiyuin.XD

Word did you say?



Format?

|