I live in a perpetual state of boredom--fatigued, enervated, hungover, catatonic, delirious, semiconscious, sweat-drenched state of boredom. And when I am alone with no one to pester, no one to jam a pencil in between anyone's flaring buttcrack, no one to poke anyone's flabby marshmallowy midsection, no one to tickle anyone's ears, no one to pinch and yank anyone's rubbery double chin, no one to kick anyone's balls from his behind, no one to whack anyone's buttcheek, no one to strangulate, no one to harass, no one to kid with, no one to bully around, I... just feel bored stiff and stoned. That is, granted that I have no book to read, no music to listen to, no internet to keep me preoccupied.

I have thirty minutes to kill before going to work.

Hence. The Personality Tests!:p The results:

Global 5 Primary Type Descriptions: CALM. HOLY SHITZ. I am calm.:o

not easily hurt, rarely if ever loses temper, keeps emotions under control, positive, not prone to envy, rarely sick, self reliant, trusting, stable, sturdy, optimistic, fits in most places, not defensive, likes change, if they were to live life over again they would not change much, content (possibly over content), believes in choice more than fate, good at building things, good at taking advice, does not make enemies, good at fixing things, admits it when they make a mistake, gets along with others, has more desire than fear, motivated, self confident, believes the benefits of freedom outweight then benefits of attachment

Advanced Global Personality Test:

messy, disorganized, social, tough, outgoing, rarely worries, self revealing, open, risk taker, likes the unknown, likes large parties, makes friends easily, likes to stand out, likes to make fun of people, reckless, optimistic, positive, strong, does not like to be alone, ambivalent about chaos, abstract, impractical, not good at saving money, fearless, trusting, thrill seeker, not rule conscious, enjoys leadership, strange, loves food, abstract, rarely irritated, anti-authority, attracted to the counter culture

Jung Type Description: ENTP.

risk taker, easy going, outgoing, social, open, rule breaker, thrill seeker, comfortable in unfamiliar situations, appreciates strangeness, disorganized, adventurous, talented at presentation, aggressive, attention seeking, experience junky, insensitive, adaptable, not easily offended, messy, carefree, dangerous, fearless, careless, emotionally stable, spontaneous, improviser, always joking, player, wild and crazy, dominant, acts without thinking, not into organized religion, pro-weed legalization

Ar. So what's new? Sister A just bought a black Honda Jazz. I don't give a shit. We're off to Puerto Galera this weekend. But it's with my pesky family and work is a major bloody fecking stymie. Ergo, I shall have to stay home and engage in tantric lechery all weekend.XD

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