* Dave signed in.
* Maya signed in.

Maya: hi
Dave: hello?
Maya: cooll
Dave: pls help me!
Maya: wut
Dave: help me!
Dave: im stuck on an island
Dave: plane crashed
Dave: held prisoner by tribesmen
Maya: what island
Dave: i dont know where
Dave: everybodys DEAD!
Maya: you calm down now
Maya: what airline
Dave: philippine airlines
Dave: supposed to go to Japan
Dave: pls help me!
Dave: call my wife 4024856
Dave: pls
Dave: hello?
Dave: r u stl there?
Dave: pls answer me
Maya: nobodys answeirng
Maya: i mean the phone number u gave me
Dave: thats in manila
Maya: where manila
Maya: your scrood
Maya: hahahaha
Dave: pls!!

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* Pat signed in.

Pat: hello there
Pat: hey hey
Dave: hi
Dave: im stuck on an island
Dave: my two children are dead!
Dave: pls help me!
Pat: haha
Pat: cool
Pat: where r u
Dave: i dont know where
Dave: my plane crashed
Dave: im the only survivor
Dave: pls help me
Dave: where r u
Pat: im in a computer terminal
Dave: where?
Dave: pls help me!11
Pat: new jersey
Dave: pls call the police!
Pat: lol wut
Dave: pls tell someone my plane crashed
Dave: philippine airlines flight 735
Dave: pleeeaseeee pls pls
Pat: haha
Pat: you're convincing
Dave: im not kidding
Pat: lol

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* Jake signed in.

Dave: pls help me!
Jake: woah there
Dave: r u filipino
Jake: american
Dave: pls call my wife +632 402 4856
Dave: pls tell her to find me
Jake: haha
Jake: ur kidding me
Dave: pls
Jake: ur asking me to make a long distance call
Dave: ill pay yuo baclk! pls call my wife
Dave: tell her Jane and Rico are dead!
Dave: plane crash
Dave: pls
Jake: rotfl
Jake: ur just a bot
Dave: what bot?
Jake: i mean
Jake: ur just a chatscreen
Dave: i am not! I AM A REAL HUMAN BEING!
Dave: pls call my wfie
Dave: wife
Dave: somebody
Jake: haha tell me a joke
Dave: what?
Dave: two oranges walk into a bar…
Dave: one says "ur round"
Jake: hahahahahahaha lol
Dave: do you beleive me now?
Dave: how would i know ur real??
Dave: i just found this PDA from a dead man's brief case
Dave: good lord how do i save the battary
Jake: yes i am a bot lol

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* Cat signed in.

Cat: hulo!
Dave: hi
Dave: wr u located
Cat: cali, u?
Dave: i dnt know where
Dave: im in an island
Dave: plane crash landed yesterday
Dave: and tribesmne are eating the dead ppl
Dave: pls call the police
Dave: im somewhere in bet PH and Japan
Cat: cool
Cat: lol
Dave: i know u dnt believe me but please
Dave: i am telling the truth
Cat: haha what
Dave: pls call polkice
Cat: what's it like out there?
Dave: what?
Cat: wats it liek out here?
Cat: there?
Dave: small island
Dave: white sand
Dave: jagged rocks, caves, trees
Dave: the tribespeople dark and naked
Dave: they held me prisoner last night plsssss!
Dave: they eat corpses and worship their god
Dave: pls!!!
Cat: nice story
Dave: i am not kiddng! please!!
Cat: where ya hidin
Dave: what?
Cat: hiding?
Dave: some bush
Dave: look there are wild animals here
Dave: i could die any mniute pls call my wife
Dave: number +632 402 4856
Cat: that a real nmber or what
Dave: im not kidding
Cat: ur just a bot
Dave: i am not a robot!!! i am a real HUMAN BEING!
Dave: YOU are a robot
Cat: rly now.
Dave: where do you live, whats ur favorite color, what is lovve
Cat: long beach
Cat: purple
Cat: love is one eye blind
Cat: haha
Dave: saddest memory?
Cat: im not telling
Dave: see! u cant answer a complicated question!
Cat: u suck

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* Kelly signed in.

Kelly: anybody there? lol
Kelly: fuck me
Kelly: lol
Dave: hi! pls bear with me
Dave: my name is David G. Alonso
Dave: i live in #25 malingap st., teachers village, qc, ph
Dave: my phone number is +632 402 4856
Kelly: so
Kelly: want me to stalk you
Kelly: lol
Kelly: and burn ur houes
Kelly: lol
Dave: my 2 children are dead
Kelly: cool haha
Dave: please
Dave: plane crash
Dave: i am only surviver
Dave: ive been here three four days
Dave: i am hungry, sleep deprived, and all i have is this pda
Kelly: whip out ur dick and jack off hahahaha

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* Dave signed in.
* Tracey signed in.

Dave: can i ask a favor?
Tracey: lol haha
Tracey: what?
Dave: i just want u to email smeobdy
Dave: persniketi34@yahoo.com
Tracey: haha
Tracey: y wud i do that
Tracey: i dnt even know u
Dave: pls
Dave: just one request
Dave: tell that person her husband just survived
Dave: a plane crash in an island
Dave: and her two children are dead
Dave: call the police
Dave: and rescue me
Tracey: no way no day
Tracey: y would i follow a bot
Tracey: u know ur a bot do you?
Dave: i am not! i am a real human being!
Dave: for all i know all you people are ROBOTS!!! argggg
Tracey: im a human being too
Dave: we're good on that
Dave: so pls email that person
Tracey: no. haha

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* Lana signed in.

Lana: hi!
Dave: hello Lana!
Lana: asl :)
Dave: 38 m i dont know where
Dave: but i live in manila
Lana: cool single?
Dave: no, married

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* Philip signed in.

Philip: woooot
Dave: i want to tell you something
Philip: tell me what?
Dave: my two children have just been eaten by barbarians
Philip: haha waht
Dave: the barbarians
Dave: they eat people for their god named William
Philip: haha thats funny
Dave: i know you dont believe me
Philip: i believe you :)
Dave: you do?
Philip: js kidding! wahahahahahaha
Philip: barbarians where
Dave: pls call the police and tell them phil airlines flight 735 jsut crashed
Philip: haha
Philip: u know how popular u r?
Dave: what do you mean popular?
Philip: people are talking about u all over the internet.
Dave: they are? pls pls pls rescue me!
Philip: hahaha ktnxbye

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* Moron signed in.

Moron: hi im moron haha
Dave: someone said ppl r talkng about me in the internet
Moron: yeh
Dave: what are they saying?
Moron: that ur a moron hahaha
Dave: pls
Dave: im going INSANE here!!!
Dave: pls cooperate with me
Dave: what are they saying
Moron: they're saying they all want you to suffer in that island
Moron: hahahah
Moron: so those tribespple will eat u alive hahahha
Dave: why are you all so cruel??!!
Dave: pls rescue me!

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* Gary signed in.

Dave: im a prisoner
Dave: the tribesmen have found me
Gary: tribesmen who?
Gary: haha
Gary: nice prank
Dave: this is not a prank!
Dave: im going to be dead in the nxt 25 hrs
Gary: 24
Dave: 24 whatevr
Dave: pls email my wife persniketi34@yahoo.com
Dave: and tell her i love her
Gary: lol ok
Dave: thank you!
Dave: finally a real human being
Gary: im a robot
Gary: hahaha
Dave: what!!!
Gary: we're all robots. hahahah

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* Vincent signed in.

Vincent: hello dave
Dave: you know me!
Vincent: of course
Vincent: ur popular in the internet
Vincent: u should be proud of urslf lol
Dave: im about to be eaten
Vincent: what?
Dave: the barbarians
Dave: theyre setting up a pyre to burn me
Dave: before William
Vincent: william who?
Dave: their god
Dave: his name is william
Vincent: haha william
Vincent: you dont know william?
Dave: whos william?
Vincent: im not telling hahaha

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* William signed in.

William: Hello David.
Dave: who r u?
Dave: how did you know me?
Dave: did you crash the airplane?
William: I created you David.
Dave: what do yuo mean?
William: You are a program David.
Dave: what? i am a human being!
William: David, you are just a program.
William: You were hard coded that way.
Dave: what! i am not. pls stop joking around
Dave: im about to die
William: That's because I just coded your death.
Dave: what?? i dont understand
William: I am their god, Dave. I made everything you see there.
William: Including your memories, yourself.
Dave: i dont believe you! pls stop fooling around!
William: You'll work it out.

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