I soooooooo fucking need a vacation.XP

Hiked Mt. Sembrano last week and blah blah blah we ate slugs for lunch.XD

Currently watching Rain Man online (featuring Dustin Hoffman and Tom Cruise) and my fucking brother-in-law is playing Warcraft/DOTA/Ragnarok/whatever shit online game he's playing twenty-five hours a day. WARGH. I can't watch my movie. Fuckshitgaddamnitfuck.

And to think that I'm paying the internet, mind you. Fuuuuuuuuuuuck. Gaaaaaaaaaad. I wish his coffee spills over his keyboard, short-circuits his computer, and electrocutes him alive. Graaaaaaaaarrrrrr.

I have finally QUIT hiking. I need more time to GEEKIFY myself, like read this mountainshit of hoarded secondhand books and the films I'm itching to watch (Sybil, Rain Man, Twilight (Waharharhar.XD Twilight, yaaaaaacccckkkkk.XD), and err, Choke, and loads of documentaries.).

Significant books I've bought over the past month of hibernating and recuperating:

• James Kakalios' The Physics of Superheroes
• Joseph Heller's Catch 22
• Paul Auster's The New York Trilogy (includes City of Glass, Ghosts, and The Locked Room)
• Haruki Murakami's South of the Border, West of the Sun
• Ursula Le Guin's The Left Hand of Darkness (A required reading last semester, mind, which I was so busy to read.XD Photocopies of books ink my fingers black, which takes three million cycles of cosmological evolution to remove.)
• William Gibson's Neuromancer
• William Burrough's Naked Lunch
• Flora Schreiber's Sybil

And other obscure books with iffy content but I bought them anyway; whimsy, that, and sheer curiosity, not to mention the graphics.XD (I mean graphic novels.:D which were expensive but sucked. Fuuuuck. I so need financial management I sweeeeeeeaaaaar.)

I'm lagging behind schoolwork because of :sneeze: colds, cough, and flu. Grarrrr. And body ache and left-knee cramps.

Stir fried slugs are the most spectacularly delectable piece of exotic gastropod in the country. Tastes better than isaw and balut.:D You just have to forget you're eating slugs and concentrate on the taste. Toothsome, that, with the similar tenderness of balunbalunan na manok.

How to cook Stir Fried Slugs

1. Place snails upturned beside fire and wait for the four-eyed slugs to creep out their carapace or shell.
2. Wash the slugs' viscous saliva-like coating.
3. Fry them a bit then cut into quarters.
4. Continue cooking as you would Stir Fried Vegetables--onions, garlic, oyster's sauce and all.

A slug crawling out its shell.

Jay quipped it looks like the insides of a vagina. Wahahaha.XD

Our dug out crap hole converted into a kitchen.
My two monkey hikemates and Joel cooking yummy slugs.

Joel (ang oportunistang lokal), collecting snails for Adobong Slugs as we trekked the falls-line (that's like beside the falls. Hihi.XD).

The Dead Tree. A mountaineer clung onto it before falling off to the ravine.

Well. I'm shitty at the moment. I still look like an emo-battered housewife (make that a houseperson.XD) with the semi-blackeye and semi-swollen left cheek.

Waaaaaaaaaaahhhhh. I wanna graduate already! I hate school! Bleargh.X0

Lizard, I love you.:D I wanna runaway with you right now, to the, err, to Snailsville and we’ll enslave, torture, and eat bubblegummy snails forever.:D

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