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Wordgasm is a portmanteau of "words" and "orgasm", an outburst of words with the same euphoric effect of squirting your DNA. Nihil sub sole novum, the Ecclesiastes say; there is nothing new under the sun. It is only but words that grant the world a whole new spectrum of perception. And the point is? I have no idea.
She lives and works from her laptop on a little paradise island in the Philippines. She's a writer, graphic artist, and mountaineer. During rainy days she loves to sleep and oversleep and dream and daydream and then write. More »
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Tuesday, 20 November 2007
Shut down the RSS feeds. Why?? (Well because I have a nil to share with the virtual sphere to begin with.) Putangina, hindi nako marunong mag spelling. Well. I bought a new laptop.XD Touchscreen, that. And because it is touchscreen and I am an ignorant uncompromising dull-headed nitprick, I have bought a mousy hence turning the entire inutile touchscreen feature into an earsplitting explosion of cataclysmic fart. And because I am merely filling up the void of my domain subscription which'll last until May 2008 upon which I shall annihilate this website and put up another, I shall have to write about dungshitfartstuff from now on. (Why not put another site RIGHT about NOW?? Er. I dun have money yet. No credit card, mind. And no IDEA what the domain would be or what it is for.) Reminds me. There's this site I've stumbled yesterday using my DOMAIN NAME WORDGASM as a promotional brand for an, err, whossat again, vocabulary-related claptrap. Hey now, say WHAT? It's not that I own the brand wordgasm anyhow, but for the love of beetle dung I got that name FIRST. Arrrgggghh. Hence I shall not abandon this domain name for it might worth a billion bucks some time in the far future. For my grandkids, see, shall I ever be capable to superfetate earthlings of my intellectual breed. But without a MAN, a demigod, nay, a sperm bank to retrieve my fertilizer from (fertilizer, hakhakhak.XD But fertilizer is an apt word.), I shall be worthless of conceiving superhumans like myself.XP Ergo, this domain name will be utterly useless to maintain, unless I shall have to build a company of my own with the brand WORDGASM brandishing, say, aphrodisiac dictionaries. Ukkk. It works like pornography: you read a word accompanied with its bedroom-voice pronunciation, meaning, and etymology, and you get sexually stimulated.XP Booo. I have left the faucet open again and has caused a deluge of tap water in my entire flat seeping out the doorway, down the second floor hallway, to the landlady's apartment at the ground floor.XP I have apologetically let my roomy G scoop the water out and volatilize the wet, slippery floor with our possessed whirring electric fan. And where was I at the time of the crime scene? I was sashaying under the drizzle at Quezon City, looking for, err, something that has apparently escaped my memory. I have had such a blasted kickass day, if you imagine.XP Word did you say? | |